Preachers and Grizzlies

[wildman9764]

A Priest, a Jewish Rabbi and a Baptist Preacher were the best of friends. Each year they all took a sabbatical together in the Rocky Mountains. Each year one would set a task that each must complete before the end of the month long gathering. This year the Baptist set the task: Each man must go into the forest, and find an animal to convert to his Religion. Day 1, The Baptist goes out into the woods. Day 2, He returns, and is asked if he was successful. " Yes, he said, as a matter of fact I was. Yesterday afternoon I came upon a very large Grizzly Bear eating some Salmon by the river, so I sat and began to council him about his salvation. I told him of the Roman Road and he was saved and I baptized him in the river. He is looking for a local church to join as soon as possible"Day 3, The Priest goes out, into the woods. Day 4 he returns , and tells thew other 2 about his ordeal." I must have met a relative of your bear friend. I saw he was eating some berries down by a small stream so I began to talk to him about the Lord, read to him from the Bible, and he was saved, so I sprinkled him, and he will take communion this Sunday at Saint Peters in Denver"Day 5, and the Rabbi goes out. Three weeks later the Priest and the preacher are at the Hospital in Denver gathered at the Rabbi's bedside questioning him about his days in the forest. He say's " I came upon this extremely large Grizzly, about 10 or 12 feet tall , and now that I think about it I probably should not have started with the CIRCUMCISION."

[kblox]

lol very nice.